Superman, Buzz Lightyear and the Dragon vs. the Evil Spider

20 Jun


A drama in three acts, played out today in a four-year-old boy’s room.

Superman: Evil Spider, you have captured a lot of bees in your web! (Superman points to a hamper with two toy bees and four plastic dwarves in it)
Evil Spider: I will eat these for lunch (the dwarves), and these for breakfast (the bees).
S: I will not let you do that.
ES: I will eat them.
S: I use my superphone, and call Buzz.

Superman calls Buzz Lightyear.

S: Buzz, help me. The Evil Spider is going to eat these bees. Come here!

a few moments later, Buzz Lightyear comes flying into the room.

Buzz Lightyear: I will rescue the bees!
ES: They are my food now. They taste like honey!
BL: I’ll destroy your web.
ES: It’s stronger than you!
BL: I have a laser.
ES: Noooo!

Buzz fires his laser.

BL: Oh no! The laser hit the bees and now they are all sleeping!
ES: Mwuhahaha.
BL: Now I fight with you!
ES: yes.

Buzz & Spider wrestle, Buzz wins.

BL: But they are still sleeping!

Superman comes back.

S: Oh no! The bees are asleep! I have to call the Dragon!

Another superphonecall. Enter the Dragon.

Dragon: Why are they sleeping! It’s afternoon already!
S: Buzz did it.
D: I can breath fire on them, it will hurt so much that they wake up.

The Dragon opens his mouth and breathes some fire. The bees star bouncing around.

Bees: Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Thank you!

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